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Let's Flush Her From the Universe 19.11.03

I got this letter from an admirer in regards to the porn actress who began making films using my name back in April 2001 (my first porn article was published in 1998). Apparently she has been doing interviews. Now, instead of giggling as my friends make fun of her, I am hugging myself and rocking in the corner like a tiny child in horror that anyone might confuse me with her. Here is the email:

Subject: your namesake
"Hey VB -
You have a great site and I love reading your comments on things and clicking on your links.
You've probably seen some of the comments made by your namesake regarding the rates of STDs among blacks. Apparently, that was nothing compared to the wackiness of some comments she made at another time:
http://www.yesportal.com/news.cfm/1905
http://www.setgo.com/PSinterviews.html?id=19ca14e7ea6328a42e0eb13d585e4c22
So, just out of curiosity, I was wondering if you have been tossing any ideas around to help casual readers understand that Violet Blue and Violet Blue are two different people.
(This is why they are so picky about middle initials and stuff at the Screen Actors Guild. Maybe you could start using your middle name - Indigo?)
Keep up the great work!
Sincerely,"

"Wackiness" just doesn't quite cover it, does it? Especially with quotes like these from her SetGo interview:

DUC: "What did you think about the war to free Iraq?"
Violet [the porn performer]: "I think it was kinda silly but I think we should just kill the entire Middle East. That way we wouldn't have terrorism any more."
DUC: "Are you bothered that California is being overrun by illegal immigration?"
Violet [the porn performer]: "Yeah, I think they should all go back to where they belong or learn how to speak English. Did you know that there's no word for 'maintenance' in the Mexican language? I know a lot of nice Mexicans but there are a lot of Mexican scum who tend to live off the government and have a bunch of babies. I don't think we should be that open to immigration from Mexico."
DUC: "Do you think we need more Muslim immigrants
Violet [the porn performer]: "No, they keep buying up all the 7-11s. I think all immigrants should learn how to speak English. If they speak English, I'm happy. I hate when I drive through the Valley and I can't read any of the billboards because they are in Spanish. That's why I am going to go back up to Washington where all there are a few American Indians and Koreans. Everybody is white. It's a wonderful wonderful thing. It's clean. There aren't a lot of icky people. If you look at it, most bums are either black or white. I'm surprised there are not more Mexican bums."

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't believe people like this still exist. What a peculiar nightmare to wake up and find myself in, it's like a bad movie of the week and I'm being played by Tori Spelling. What if it happened to you -- any suggestions?