I mean, ew. (And no emails about my ‘ew’ as I happen to *love* penii. Just not ever, ever like this) Snip from the BBC:
There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies.
Many of the restaurant’s guests are wealthy businessmen
The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.
“Russian dog,” says my waitress Nancy.
“Big dog,” I reply.
“Yes,” she says. “Big dog’s penis…”
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