It’s the congratulatory drinks. Carol, Arlo, Chriso, Hornboy, more… My jobless friends are really happy I’m one of them now, and have been plying me with alcohol for the past few days… and lots of email from readers has been coming in gushing with hugs and support — thank you! I’m quite enjoying sleeping in, ahhh.
Coop! just emailed me — he’s a very bad man, we all know that, but now he’s… A criminally obscene artist?
"Stickers on a Clovis man’s car portray cartoon images of bare-breasted female devils in sexually compromising positions. And the images have caught the attention of Clovis police. Officials have charged 31-year-old Dean Young, the owner of a yellow Ford Focus displaying the images, with distribution of sexually oriented materials to minors." (Read more at Boing Boing; post by sexy sassy Xeni.) It looks like the ACLU might be taking the case…
So buy a Coop! sticker for Valentine’s day! Valentine’s Day is Monday! Alison Tyler sent me the cutest Valentine’s Day box — highly recommended, though it may be a little late for shipping: these candy heart cookies are adorable and taste great with coffee (in bed). Pick up a copy of Naughty Spanking Stories by Rachel Kramer Bussel, read a few hot stories to each other in bed, and spill that coffee! Better yet, get a copy of my new book The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy, with instructions on how to make your fantasies come true (and explicit stories to get you inspired). No money (jobless, like me?) and need something quick? Check out this ACME heart generator, where you can make sweet (and dirty) little jpegs that say anything you want. I love the other generators at the bottom of the page, too, where you can make the church sign or the tombstone say anything you want.
Yesterday I had the sheer delight of spending the afternoon (after the hangover) with sexy Extra Action trumpeter Squishy, working on getting this blog on RSS — and simplifying my podcasting. Yay! (I’m using the awesome service at libsyn.com and I highly, highly recommend it to would-be podcasters.) So be warned, coming soon, you’ll see this page change ever so slightly, and if you want you can subscribe to my blog, my podcasting and we’ll have some other fun surprises as well.
Speaking of RSS, I opened an account at del.icio.us. You see, while I often post fun links in my blog that I come across, I actually come across cool liks and stuff all day that I think are neato, but don’t necessarily fit within the context of my blog, or warrant a posting, or I’m out and about, etc… so now if you want to see the links I come across and want to save/share, or want to subscribe to them, you can visit my http://del.icio.us/violetblue page, or subscribe to this feed: http://del.icio.us/rss/violetblue
Tonight I’m going to relax, because tomorrow is busy, busy… I’ll be interviewed on pirate radio (88.9 fm) by Linda Arnejo at 3pm about The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy, then I have my radio show Porn Chat at 5:30, where I’ll be interviewing the sexy, sweet and whip-smart porn star Michael Soldier. Last week’s interview with Jack Shumama was one of the most fun interviews I’ve ever participated in, and since the show is broadcast out the front windows at ATA onto a busy street, we had a big crowd gather to watch us talk about porn screenwriting (Jack’s up for several awards for Wet Palms), bukkake and many other traffic-stopping dirty topics. I’ll be getting MP3 copies of each show and I’ll post them on my audio page and I’ll podcast them as well.
Talking with Michael tomorrow will be fun — he’s a terror, and Jack thinks my show should be a reverse-gender Howard Stern… I think Jack might come crash the show and stir things up, we’ll see… After that my best pal Thomas has convinced me to come read something at the annual Valentine’s benefit My Sucky Valentine. Phew. So much for not having a job…
