Actually, the cyber maid is going to make you filthy

And, when you watch the video of how to play with the augmented reality desktop virtual girlfriend, your neighbors may actually call Animal Cops thinking you have an injured rabbit and a bullhorn, so keep a mind on the volume levels. I blogged about the cyber maid last July when she was first announced in cyber maid will get you dirty and now I want one more than ever, because I am a bad, bad girl. But do not miss the incredible video. The 3D desktop pseudo-hologram ARis (also being called ‘Alice’) is a little tiny Japanese girl who squeaks and squeals, can be dressed in cheerleader costumes, furry outfits, uniforms or stripped down to her panties and bra — and with the wand, you get to poke, prod, spank, humiliate, and generally do very nasty things to her.

True to form, she plays the ashamed game the whole time (so h4wt! that’s what I do!) and in stereotypical fashion can be reduced to tears and then everything’s fine when you give her a present (OMG me too!) It’s like your basic consensual domination-humiliation scenarios, but in another language, and as of yet Dennou AR (Augmented Reality) figures do not yet have rights as individuals. I’d love to see some KariGirl AI added to this sophisticated (or juvenile, depending on how you tickle it) sex toy. Geekologie said, “It’s a software package bundled with a special cube and paddle that you move in front of a webcam to interact with your make-believe lady friend.” (via Gizmodo)

Here’s a video of an at-desk demo, presumably by a developer. ARis is now available for purchase at Himeyashop.com: Dennou Figure ARis [Geisha Tokyo Entertainment; $125] requires Windows XP and Web Camera (I can’t wait for Linux girl) and is sold — of course — as a game:

ARis was developed as a virtual figurine whereby people in reality can affect the reactions of ARis with items in reality. Using the special cube, stick, and web camera, ARis will appear and move around in the monitor of your PC. When you touch her by the AR Stick, she shows various reactions. You can also change her clothes and give her some presents. Please notice that you need a web camera to play with her.