My favorite high-end sex toy boutique has done it again: made me wish I could sell the cat (okay, rent him out) to get my paws on an exquisite piece of household debauchery. This time it’s the Seven Deadly Sins Plate Set ($245, ouch), by designer Trixie Delicious and featured on vintage-style plate designs. This is where want turns into need. I mean, what else am I going to serve guests their Edible Chocolate Anus on? It just won’t do, especially when someone gets me the Bitch and Wanker tea set — you have to love CoCo de Mer for having an Erotic Homewares section.
See also: Trixie Delicious’ Etsy store with more sexily vandalized vintage dishware.
Simply fabulous! Imagine having guests over for tea as you read them Dan Savage’s “Skipping Towards Gomorrah: The Seven Deadly Sins and the Pursuit of Happiness in America”
Of course everyone would fight over the Lust plate. Which I would be sitting on.