Well, as is with the usual organized chaos that surrounds both festivals and people in the sex industry, my plans at the Sex Worker Film Festival tonight have been changed at the last minute. I will not be introducing the films about the Brazilian/Italian tranny prostitutes at 8pm, but instead have been invited to co-host the midnight Sexsational Show with Carol Queen, which will surely be wet and squirmy piles of fun. Midnight film shows are very cool by nature, especially ones where two women are showing explicit sex scenes (of vintage and new porn) on a big screen . It’s at the Roxie tonight, so if you’re in San Fran stop by and join the party, bring your most irreverent comments and sarcastic sex-positive attitude, but if you can’t make it, I’ll post a list this weekend of all the films and scenes we’ll be showing.
Meanwhile, I had no idea that hot chicks read my web log. A sexily wacked smarty babe wrote me a really funny email about the GV survey I filled out (see below), and after she offered to put ham on my rash (which, alas, was a lie), I went to her web site and decided that Heathen is my dream girl. Don’t tell Susannah Breslin that she has become my dream love slave #2, though, or she might put my name in some scary bukkake short story or something.
Off the SRL wires, could the No-Contact Jacket be the invention to prevent random acts of violence against women? Or simply a way for me to electrocute myself every time I spill a beer on my boobs? An SRL member writes:
Actually, there are no plans for a male version.
[the jacket designer] has designed the jackets
strictly for the female form, with a princess cut to them.
The jacket actually looks and feels quite nice.
(his very cute girlfriend) tried on the prototype jacket, and even took a
few arcs to her own hand. She reports the experience
to be survivable, but just barely so. I kept a safe
distance, personally despising electric shocks.
The electric drive unit needs some upgrade work, as it
is only rated for one second bursts into free air — but it can deliver longer bursts into a human load.
I assume that the free air performance will be upgraded
if the jacket is ever brought into production.
The cleaning tag had an interesting instruction amongst
all of the standard precautions: DISARM BEFORE WASHING.
Lastly, being openly bisexual sure makes Alan Cummings (aka X-Men 2’s Nightcrawler) damn sexy. Makes you want to ask Tom Cruise (Mr. homophobia litigious himself) what the big fucking deal is anyway, know what I mean? Thanks for the link, Daze Reader.
