My day has just been totally, completely made by the discovery of my Wikipedia entry — and I mention this only in grave fear that it may be changed. But my pal Thomas just sent it to me, thus bringing it to my attention, and I had to share. How did they find out my secret?
From Wikipedia:
Violet Blue is an american sex writer, podcaster, blogger, editor, and sex educator. She resides in San Francisco, California, USA. Several of her books have been bestsellers, and has been translated to several languages. Her podcast, Open Source Sex, is among the most popular iTunes podcasts. In the fall of 2005, rumors arose that Violet Blue had accepted a position as welder at the US Navy docks in San Diego. This rumor, however, has yet to be confirmed.
Whoever you are wiki writer, I love you. I shall weld you a chastity belt. And maybe a USB breathalyzer.