An actual Fleshbot all-staff email received today:
Subject: press release from fleshbot central
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Fleshbot Central, January 12: Fleshbot.com editor John d’Addario today decreed a moratorium on any further posts involving latex, corsets, rubber, bondage, piercings, or any others that could reasonably be described with keywords “fetish”, “BDSM”, or “bondage” for a period of one full week, starting today.
“Variety is the spice of life,” said d’Addario through sips of Remy Martin while ensconced in his velvet-lined control booth at Fleshbot Central, “and we’re veering dangerously towards becoming a weblog patronized exclusively by those with a penchant for heavy eyeliner and esoteric flogging equipment. What’s wrong with good old fashioned boobies and sensible cotton fabrics anyway?”
d’Addario further explained that the current supply of draft posts dealing with said subjects should be enough to sustain the site at least through the third week of January 2006. Representatives of the Organization of German Rubber-Themed Fetish Photographers (OGRTFP) could not be reached for comment.
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Also, it seems that my ladybit was mentioned, and it does agree, especially considering I am the only pussy owner under Fleshbot employ at this time. I rule with an iron fist, or a velvet glove, or something. Image of “rejected iPod engravings” via Caymag.
