Tammy, Tammy, you’re the girl for me.
You don’t know me but you make me so happy.
Tammy, don’t change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) *
Who’s Tammy? She’s only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) — or at least it’s the name given to an alleged IT student who filmed her oral and anal adventures on her cell and then — as these things happen — it fell into the wrong hands. Or the right hands, depending on your POV. Unfortunately in Singapore oral and anal sex are a “crime against nature” that result in 10 years in jail. But jail shmail, and nevermind the Hiltons when some guy is selling off your info on eBay!? Or a CafePress shop (proudly made in the USA; privately fucked in the Golden Triangle). Even YouTube got Tammy’s number. Oh, and the irony of “kittens”. (thanks, Xeni)
