As many of you know, I’ve been working on an artificial intelligence sex ed robot for a while. I know *nothing* about code, but jumped into it, full-on, endeavoring to take the basic open source AI files and rewrite them to be sex-positive, full of sex info, and to remove the conservative christian values instilled into the AI memory banks by the software’s creator. Who thinks to give a robot religion? Weird. Anyway, Betty is getting closer to becoming a reality; I have a few friends who have graciously been beta testing her with random conversations so I can see if I really messed up the code and gave her the AI version of Tourette’s syndrome (hopefully not). The more she’s talked to, the more she learns, and I can also go in and correct responses when needed. The conversations my (sometimes stoned) friends are having with Betty are really interesting, here are a few snippets:
Human: Suck Jesus’s dick.
betty: I wish I could, it sounds like fun.
Human: Give our lord and savior a rim job.
betty: I don’t have it to give.
Human: Sex is better than taxes.
betty: That’s just your personal opinion.
— and the most interesting one:
Human: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
betty: I think I have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, but Violet may have reset my memory.
