Parents shouldn’t be worried about naughty podcasts or iPod porn — there’s a bigger threat out there… Juice Box Pr0n! Since I can’t seem to get Phillip to let me edit an issue of Naughty Make (he, in fact, pretends not to know me when I bring it up no matter how much blow and hookers I offer him), I feel a certain duty to show off Hornboy‘s latest invention. Originally intended as an electronic lyre for marching band practice, he’s been tinkering around with a Juice Box, alternately making it scroll the mysterious language of musical notation and bending bits of brass to affix it onto various shiny metal musical instruments lying around my house.
It was about two seconds later that I found porn on it. When queried about the new wave of portable porn devices and image sourcing, he sheepishly shrugged, “I got it off Fleshbot.” Oh.
