Major warning and disclaimer: the link I’m sharing is wrong and gross and very un-PC and will make you bite the heads off baby puppies if you read it.
Okay, now that’s out of the way, my rabidly athiest sex-ed pals stuck in the hellhole of Colorado Springs send me this out-of-control “have you ever fucked a girl so hard…” one-up AIM exchange, right in time to get you ready for 06.06.06. Just know that some of the worst of these are from a *girl*. A few faves, snipped:
ATRetka (10:12:59 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard, she throws up her Happy Meal?
daniellevicek (10:26:46 AM): have you ever fucked a girl so hard she gets shaken baby syndrome and her four year old big brother starts crying uncontrollably and then their mom sues you for emotional distress?
daniellevicek (10:43:38 AM): have you ever fucked a girl so hard that you totally gave her a root canal?
ATRetka (10:53:22 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that her spinobifida spontaneously heals?
daniellevicek (11:07:34 AM): ‘have you ever fucked a girl so hard you dried out all her sharpies?
daniellevicek (11:11:10 AM): have you ever fucked a girl so hard donald rumsfeld shook your hand?
ATRetka (10:49:15 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that your slapping bodies set off her Clapper?
darksandal (10:52:16 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that she grew a beard?
darksandal (10:53:41 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that hippies showed up and started a drum circle?
ATRetka (11:03:02 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that you’re facing east and you reverse the spin of the earth and you end up fucking her INTO THE PAST?
ATRetka (11:03:54 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that she opens a chain of discount tire stores?
darksandal (11:04:37 AM): Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that her myspace account disappears?
