TSA = No. NMA = Yes.

NMA National Masturbation Association
I, for one, bow to our Hitachi-wielding overlords.

I read today that Congress and various administration get to skip security when they fly commercial at the airport — the same rat bastards who pass the TSA scanner and pat down laws. Inmates running the asylum, indeed. I want safety as much as the next girl who wants to stay alive. But when the hypocrisy of decision makers is this egregious, I can not feel safe with their decisions.

This somehow brought the above logo into my inbox — I am delighted at how much it looks like the TSA logo. A bit of much-needed sexy levity. Our favorite political cartoonist Tom Tomorrow (okay, MY favorite) has a whole range of shirts and snazzy panties, water bottles (!) and hats with the NMA logo emblazoned on them like government-issue leisurewear. I think he’s going to pull the NMA line out of the store sometime soon, so if you love them, buy one now. Personally, I think these would look great while worn during an opt-out pat down.

Illustration by Tom Tomorrow, used with permission.

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