Inject me with your penis so that I may experience sex

Everything is wrong with this: Frequent Sex Cures Women’s Semen Allergy. Argh. Ugh. Eeep. This is a real allergy. But semen is not sex. (I think of it as a delicious frosting.) And the assumptions in this article about women, sex and marriage are hysterically funny, or tragically demented. You will learn nothing about semen allergy in it. Read this snip and cry along with me at home: “Treatment, Resnick says, comes in two forms.

One is allergy shots containing small doses of the male partner’s semen. The other is a technique called intravaginal seminal graded challenge. In this treatment, which takes several hours, every 20 minutes a doctor places increasing amounts of the partner’s semen in the woman’s vagina. Both treatments require that the woman and her husband have sex at least two or three times a week.”

If it’s really a graded challenge, I’m all set for the finals. I even studied this morning before working on this week’s column.

Can you tell I’ve been writing all day and need food/water/to get out of this chair?

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