Casino Royale opens this friday and I actually want to see it. I liked the original David Niven Bond spoof, and I plan to be underwhelmed, but I have a headcold (broken thermostat, rain, landlord out of town) and am desperately seeking mindless entertainment. In keeping with the Bond theme I’m perusing Bond-esque fetish sites like Goldfinger’s Fetisch Bodypainting Homepage. It’s an HTML trainwreck, but worth a look, and hey — who can forget Shirley Eaton’s (Jill Masterson) sexy, gold-dipped fate?