I have decided that we need to sort the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the strong, and the pussies from the pussy-know-it-alls. A sex educator Fear Factor. Casting will begin immediately — actually, there will be no casting, there will be a mandatory draft. If you wrote a book telling people what to…
Month: August 2004
Alive!
I’m alive again! I had what is now being called at Good Vibes "The Evil" – a flu of devastating proportions. Like a hurricane eats trailer homes, it’s now wending its way though the Mail Order department. I survived on well wishes from you, dear readers, (Thank you! Sniff!), Hornboy’s loving ministrations of barley soup…
Flu
I have the flu and promise I’ll be back to blog sexily when the fever breaks. Hopefully I’ll have some weird dreams, like when you eat pizza before going to bed. Meanwhile, these are neat because you can watch all three at once.