I am cranky. I have been cranky for over a week. It’s been a lousy month at work for me, and just when I think it’s really crappy, it gets worse. Then, to top it all off, the only light of my life in the crack whore, junkie haven neighborhood that my office is in,…
Year: 2004
Missive From a Submissive
Got this great, juicy email over the weekend. Check out her blog, it’s deliciously nasty: I checked your site out, LOVE it! Will be back for more. :) Thought I’d share my Viagara experience, after reading yours. I am a woman who tried Viagara a few years back. I was a sexual BEAST on it,…
Four Things
First, I won’t be updating my blog again until after the weekend — I’m about to disappear to work on the SRL event this Friday, where you can see scary and amazing things, and I’ll be interviewed as "Woman who operates deadly machines." Unless something *really amazing* happens, for the next few days I’ll be…
The Underpants Gnome of Good Vibrations
Yesterday was a slow and boring shift at the Good Vibes store I worked at. The other stores rocked, while I sat around and quickly degenerated into a total dork. I blame it all on "underpants-on-the-outside-guy." He’s a regular, comes in once a week or so, and is a bona-fide crazy street person who, as…
On the Air Tonight
Great news, before I head down to the dildo hut. Tonight I’ll be making my third appearance on Sirius OutQ Radio on the Derek and Romaine show. Last time they deputized me as the "official porn reviewer" of their show, and have booked me for monthly gigs all the way into June! It’s satellite radio…
Viva Viagra!
About a month ago I read a cute little "road test" essay by Freddy (over at one of my favorite sites Freddy and Eddy) where he gets his hands on some Viagra and tries it out — wearing out cutie-pie Eddy in the process. I got turned on just reading it, wondering why it must…
Cockbot
Robolympics was incredible — I judged 44 rounds of robot competitions, in middle- and heavyweight classes, sometimes at near risk of life and limb from huge flying parts of machines being ripped apart and flung into the Lexan in front of me. And true to my SRL training, I did not cringe, but laughed and…
Guerilla Furrie Bar
A few days ago, an email arrived on my doorstep as SRL crew, from an SRL fan and robotics society magistrate. Asking for help wrangling the Robot Olympics, he wasn’t specific with details as to what he might want me to do, and while I tire painfully of people endlessly asking if SRL is like…
Dita Von Zzzzz’s
Late night tonight at the computer, working on a book, what a surprise… Am I a compulsive writer? I mean, I stop to drink water and watch porn, pet my fat fluffy whiny cat, check email, etc. I worked at the Good Vibes store (aka Akbar and Jeff’s Dildo Hut) slingin’ dildos all day and…
Sex Manuals Arouse Conservatives
I made a censorship hit list! In this month’s American Libraries Journal in their "Censorship Watch" section, the main story is called "Sex Manuals Arouse Anger." In it, they describe a meeting by 75 angry Delaware County (PA) residents who want the library’s seven (seven!) sex books removed from the shelves. "The controversy began in…