Friday night I was out at a club, and about the time we all were getting tossed out (last call), I ran into that hot little trumpet player that I made out with (and got lovingly molested by), from the Marching Band. We hugged, and she promptly took me to task. "I read your blog…
Month: January 2005
The Gay Agenda
I finally figured it out. The gays do have an agenda. No, my good friends at Focus on the Family are wrong again, it has nothing to do with flamboyant sponges. On Tuesday I went into my favorite local gay video rental store, the really huge one in the Castro. I always have an interesting…
Mr. Sanchez
Mail. Lots of mail. I’m getting so much mail from readers that I’m buried in it. Here’s a good one: > Violet,I keep hearing about a position called "Dirty Sanchez" What is this position and how do you feel about it? Thanks for all the information you share, I feel you make this world a…
Caliente!
Great news — my cunnilingus and fellatio books are being translated into Spanish! That’ll be French, Spanish and ‘merican. Can’t wait to see what "tongue fucking" is in Spanish. The response is overwhelming — Europeans love it when I do a fake Southern accent in my podcasting. How nasty! But can they tell the difference…
Murder at noon
I got the call this morning. "This is that guy you met on New Year’s (actually the trumpet guy from the Marching Band but I licked his girlfriend’s boob on New Year’s) and if you want to die, it’s on Saturday, at (location in very rambling run-on sentences). The murder starts at noon, so get…
Panty check
Oh, my. Have you been reading the comments in the photo album around here lately? Porn stars, sex toy inventors, porno directors, wanton women who want to ride my sex machine… it’s enough to burn a hole in my panties. Panty check. Okay, still in one piece. Now that I have your attention, take a…
Porn Star Plane Crash
A dismembered hand, gnarled, curled up in what could only be a death grip. A hacked-off pair of feet, seared together from what must have been scorching heat and violent fire, leaving only a tiny gap between. Horrifying torsos, with limbs chopped off in a gruesomely rude accident that must have involved astounding force and…