Great news — my cunnilingus and fellatio books are being translated into Spanish! That’ll be French, Spanish and ‘merican. Can’t wait to see what "tongue fucking" is in Spanish.
The response is overwhelming — Europeans love it when I do a fake Southern accent in my podcasting. How nasty! But can they tell the difference between the Jennas? (hot wet kisses to Jonno for the link)
A reader writes me, “If I had 2K to spend on sex toys, i’d buy this.” Niiiice.
I’m in a spazzy mood. Favorite porn this week: Psychocandy 3 (not out yet, demand it!) and Art School Sluts. Favorite drink: ginger-infused hot sake at Tsunami. Favorite position: with my toes in my mouth. Favorite precautions: the fake security company magnet/sign for my car doors that I keep in my trunk, a spare handcuff key around my neck, and a warm packet of lube in my pocket. Weekly goals: auto-cunnilingus, death on Saturday (the Marching Band will lead the charge against the zombie meter maids, of which I will be one). New bad habit: biting the dildo when I masturbate. Retro addiction of the week: Pizzicato Five. Tonight: A kinky ballerina pie fight!
