Nose porn. It’s the new black. No, really — I came across some facial bondage videos and turned them over to Fleshbot a while back, and since then I seem to keep finding nose-related porn. So today there’s this BB post about a woman who got a leech stuck in her nasal cavity, and I have to wonder, if she was into nasal penetration/bondage would she have noticed it sooner? Like those anal queens who can eject easter eggs like potato gun projectiles, whereas a mere mortal would have to face the most embarrasing Richard Gere trip to the ER ever to have said huevos removed at the hands of a smirking intern? Wait a minute, you say — back up. “Nasal penetration/bondage”? Really. It’s one of the weirdest/coolest/funniest/creepiest things I’ve ever seen: hardcore Japanese nose bondage and nasal fucking animations. My dear friend Mandi; thank you for loving me with this link. You’ve made me hit the sauce a few hours early this fine Saturday…
