If you’re planning on tuning in to Derek and Romaine tonight for the porn reviews, my time just got changed to 6:15 PST. Also, I just heard from the Thrillhammer people and the Museum of Sex in New York is staying open late for the demonstration (and hiring extra security). So if you’re in NY…
Month: May 2005
Teledildonic test drives
I’m not sure which kept me awake more last night — the fact that I’m on the Derek and Romaine show tonight reviewing porn (5:15 PST), or the fact that I got to test drive The Thrillhammer for an hour in prep for my Dorkbot SF presentation June 1. Either way, I woke up to…
Why Porn Writers Will Never Be Taken Seriously
At minumium, I read 65 sex news blogs a day as Assistant Editor at Fleshbot, several times a day — and that’s not counting the (over) 150 I skim twice a week for the Sex Blog Roundup. One of the main components of my new day job is to track links to sex stories and…
“My Perfect Jugs”
Eleven pm on a rainy wednesday night, and it finally got to me: reading everyone else’s blogs to cull tomorrow’s Sex Blog Roundup made me want to make a post. However, my thoughts are all random, I haven’t had an orgasm in a few days (!), so I am unfocused as ever. I know, it’s…
Orgasm Shennanigans
BoingBoing’s *other* simmering sexpot David Pescovitz pointed me at a post he made today about the NY Times article re: the crazy lady who wrote a book about female orgasm: Secret purpose of the female orgasm. My reply: > Oooh! She’s way off. Male nipples *totally* serve a purpose. ;) > This part is sad:…
Saturday night: Writers with drinks
This event is on the main page, but in case you’re the kind of person that likes to fast-forward to the good parts, sniff their own panties and just go straight for the blog, here’s the really cool thing I’m doing this Saturday night: This weekend if you’re in San Francisco, put this on your…
Best. Opener. Ever.
This has to be one of the best openers to an email I’ve ever gotten, but since it’s from a highly visible someone who works in the porn biz (Gram Ponante) and (w00t) here it is: “Yay Violet Blue! I was overwhelmingly relieved when I found out tinynibbles was not written by your Klan Rally…
To Russia, with lube
w00t! I just got back from a meeting with my publisher, where I found out that both of my oral sex books — The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio and The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus — are going to be translated into Russian this year! So now English, Spanish and French… Engrish is next!
He-Man *is* fabulous
I’m now ready to admit that I have a fetish for cartoon mashups, especially if they’re superheroes. I’m addicted to Robot Chicken. I pre-ordered the Harvey Birdman season 1 DVD — and had a marathon when it arrived, permanently scarring my nostrils from all the beer that accidently shot through each time Peanut or Avenger…
Sex doll centaur
This has to be one of the more fascinating and bizarre set of photos of strangers interacting with… an even stranger sex toy: a sex doll centaur. They sure seem to be having a lot of fun with the weird dolls and dolly parts, but seems to me that after an hour, or ten minutes,…