I *am* still alive, though my voice is still a bit more like Suzanne Pleshette (from the weekend) than I’d like. Check out my hot new action over at SFist, where I’m now a columnist! (“SFisting”) But now I have to work it for Fleshbot, where I’m taking over as editor for the next two…
Month: June 2005
Smoochy pants
So I kind of won the kissing contest at the Pride celebration today…! My friend Miss Jessi worked the Magnet booth while I sucked up the margaritas, and suddenly there was an announcement that they’d be giving away free gay porn at the stage. But since the last thing I need is free porn, I…
More pics
And a bit of commentary…
In a limo with Chi Chi LaRue
Too drunk and late to post, really… Jack‘s birthday… more pics.
Yay for the guide!
Even though I called them “potty mouthed boozers,” SFist writes: “…while you’re still sober enough to read, we’ve been scouring the internets all week for commentary and criticism. First, and most important, is Violet Blue’s “Welcome to San Francisco” guide to Pride. She hits all the right points…” Different topic, but cool — the LibertyGuys…
Someday this will make a great book
I’m all extra riled up right now about the whole 2257 debacle. There’s something really, really shady and fishy going on. I read this article and just couldn’t beleive it — it’s like the mafia. Then I cruised over to see what people were having to go through to get a membership to the “safe…
Porn People Scare Me
If you didn’t see the fine, fine specimen of retardation known as Mary Carey tonight on the Daily Show, you really must watch it here (@ crooksandliars.com, a truly awesome site). Plus, it showcases a few more reasons why I love Stephen Colbert… and a few more reasons why porn people really scare me. I…
Welcome to San Francisco
As my dear friend Chriso aptly puts it, “Run for your life — it’s that Cher song again!” That’s right, this weekend is SF Gay Pride, one of the weekends here where (literally) buttloads of tourists visit to celebrate, drink, get laid, feel really good about the world, feel really sad about the world, and…
I fucked Judith Regan in the ass, hard
Of course, I’m thinking of this. But only because of this. Soon, for a mere $27.95 you’ll be able to wipe your ass with the mental product of two totally batshit women, and one (or two) ghostwriters whose resultant ethical corprophilia surely will make a few New York dominatrixes wealthy. That’s it, Judith, bring everyone…
New podcast
Check it out, along with a bunch of other exciting supplementary links, on my audio page. And if you like my podcast, please vote for me! Extra-special thanks and hot wet kisses to Frank at Rantoblogcious (cool blog) for sending me a screencap of the correct Garageband settings to fix my audio issues. Yay!