Of course, I’m thinking of this.
But only because of this. Soon, for a mere $27.95 you’ll be able to wipe your ass with the mental product of two totally batshit women, and one (or two) ghostwriters whose resultant ethical corprophilia surely will make a few New York dominatrixes wealthy. That’s it, Judith, bring everyone down to your level. Good job making your questionable line of sex advice books look even more questionable with this stunning addition to your team of “authors”. And people ask me why I haven’t published with a major… Hey, I’ll always have socks with holes in them with my indy publishers and my outsider bestsellers, but I at least have my chihuahua-free dignity. You know Ms. Regan is Rupert Murdoch’s bitch, right?
*Update* The geeks with the *big* *sexy* *brains* over at LibertyGuys.org wrote me, “Actually I didn’t know – I thought Ms. Regan was THIS GUY’s bitch;
http://www.libertyguys.org/articles/detail.asp?ArtID=438” Eeeew!
