One of those hot Apple boys — Mark — sent me this *incredibly* hilarious version of “Baby Got Back”.
“Even white boys got to shout”. Come on, sing along, you know the words…
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/BabyGotBack.mp3
Blind item guessing game: I’m on my way out of town to do a booksigning. There’s a girl there I’m going to hang out with, I told her I’m bringing her a present. Her reply, which I’ve now read five times in two minutes, was:
“ohhhh, wait. let me guess.
(1) your velvety-soft mouth?
(2) your deadly, perfect breasts?
(3) (…) mmm. whatever. the whole package is good.”
Ulp!
