I’m back and plowing through the emails, and trying to get back up to speed with Fleshbot. Until the machines are completely unloaded, listen to my newest podcast Open Source Sex #9 (MP3), where I interview Gay Porn Blog‘s all-around cutie and GayVN Best Screenplay winner Jack Shamama. We talk about all kinds of dirty…
Year: 2005
On site
I woke up today with the boeing jet engine test… what an alarm clock! Yesterday I woke up and went on an illicit pallet run; daytime crime before coffee is quite a rush. Then my friend Coop came to see me, and my other friend Benny has been helping out. Xeni is coming to visit…
MC Hawking: The big bizzang
Before I crash into my nice, snuggly bed I found this awesome Flash fun (may be older, but new to me). MC Hawking: A Brief History of Rhyme. Aw, yeah! I’ll be one of pimp Hawking’s beeyatches! Plus, yummy-looking candy bra and g-string that I really want. And porn: a very hot girl. (nsfw; lame…
Geek Research Labs
Here in this photo I present two of possibly the greatest computer deviants of our times, Karen and Macki, totally dorking out while making mud pies out of carcinogenic epoxy, on a collapsing paper plate, mixed by way of ruining a perfectly good screwdriver. We really shouldn’t let them off the computers… I am beat,…
Podcasto lameo
This is really amazing, in a “I can’t believe how lame people can be” kind of way. A fan just wrote me to tell me that my podcast address has been hijacked, and the guy is saying really bad things about me: “Hi Violet, Something VERY strange just happened. I was sitting at my laptop,…
Bubblewrap fetish
This is just so cool, and safe for work: pop some bubblewrap now (via JohnandJohn).
Web MD gives me superpowers
Well okay, I’m actually featured in a superlative piece on sexual frustration by Martin Downs; I really like the context Downs gave the topic and it covers pleasure, rather than health (read: no “take a pill” mentality). It even includes same-sex couples! Cool! Now I will run around my living room in tight little circles…
Caption contest winners
There were way too many funny entries, so enjoy the three excellent winning captions and indulge yourself with the runner-ups… The top three, in order: “This was a gift to the President from Jeff Gannon.” –Noka, US “You see, Mrs. Bush, the Exxxtreme 3000 dildo has a flared base, which was the reason we were…
“Former Playgirl Editor-in-Chief Can’t Get Presidential Semen Stains Out Of Gap Dress”
Apparently they fired her while I was there, but I didn’t know it. And it’s still really impossible to resist making fun of Michele Zipp right now. Who doesn’t love a nice, hot piece of Republican ass? (Seacrest: OUT!) Well, okay, I met her for one second when I was in NY last week, and…
Knock ‘Er Loose
As of tonight, my reign of terror on Fleshbot is over. Well, mostly. I’ve been filling in for Jonno for five nonstop days (of working from am to… am) and it has completely consumed me; add to this a very stressful wrap-up with my Best Sex Writing book that is still managing to be stressful…