I’m going crazy trying to make a book deadline. All I do is write. I am a writing nun. I just went over the edge with a camera, some sex toys and my feet on my kitchen floor. The album is here. (Yes, I know my feet are small. I’ve heard all the jokes already.)
Month: February 2006
SF Craigslist Valentine’s day snapshot
* I won’t shoot you in the face like cheney -m4w-35 * Flowers from the wrong guy * Paramedic that saved my life Thursday night – w4m (downtown/civic/van ness) * MALE BOOTY FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! (north beach/telegraph hill) Update: Just got in from the gym after running into my friend Chriso and meeting his friend…
At Fleshbot Today
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m blogging at Fleshbot — come visit!
Coop’s really big boobs
My friend Coop just finished his paintblogging series — now, who *wouldn’t* want a gorgeous pair of bouncy orange ten feet tall boobies in their living room? I sure would. But they’d get all worn down from me rubbing on them all the time. Not to mention the damage I’d do to the joystick. Paintblogging…
Finally, Open Source Sex 28!
I *finally* don’t sound like Suzanne Pleshette anymore, and took my first (maybe awkward) stab at the iLife 06 podcast suite — the text: My too-long hiatus from a sore throat is ended with Cate Robertson’s “Just Watch Me, Rodin”, an intense story about an edgy modern girl’s compelling power-exchange relationship with a male artist…
Trauma watch
Even since I discovered Student Doctor Net’s Emergency Medicine Forums, I’ve been hooked. They know they have lurkers like me, and I know I have a fetish for shows like ER and Green Wing (WAY better than ripoff Scrubs), so it’s all out on the table. And yes, I have an actual fetish for men…
San Francisco Valentine’s guide
First, a huge sticky-sweet thank you to the Montreal Mirror for saying such incredibly wonderful things about me, my felltio book and labor-of-love Tiny Nibbles in ther Sexy and Sweet: A Mirror Valentine’s Gift Guide. (I’ve always wanted to visit Montreal, so this is especially cool.) Next, over on SFist you’ll find my latest column…
Juicy Valentine’s Day Sex Toys
And now’s the time to order if you want them to arrive in time! I just wrote up a Horny Valentine’s Gift Guide on Fleshbot that includes delicious pink leather bondage kits, solar powered and recycled materials sex toys, great sex toy kits for couples, cool sex art t-shirts, chocolate dilddo casting kits, DIY pussy…
I am a lapdog of satan
This morning my inbox greeted me with emails (thank you!) linking to the Yahoo news article “Kids’ Ability To Access iPod Porn Raises Concerns“, where my podcast Open Source Sex is held up as an example of a “dirty download”, “pornography webcast” (only if it’s done right, dear reader). Apparently I’ve been somewhat targeted by…
Blogging is not disposable culture
…. even if it *is* an instant gratification information delivery system. Even if it sucks and the blogger is a retard, it’s a record of how they suck and are retarded — or that some *thing* of value, for at least one person out there, found language. It’s also why you should always credit the…