I wish my friend’s kid had liveblogged the Oscars last night:
http://toiletpaperonline.typepad.com/the_blog/ursen/index.html
“Oh, I can’t believe it Pete!”/”He’s just burping”/”This Godzilla is much bigger than I thought it would”/”Shouldn’t you just start freaking out?”/”You want some beer?”.
Just change “Pete” for “George Clooney”, and “Godzilla” for “Jon Stewart Jumps the Shark” and call it a night!
