I’m still on the Hegre affiliate mailing list; mostly out of curiosity to see the new models and nice erotic photos, and also to see what Richard Kern is up to — he’s one of my top ten favorite erotic photographers. They send me links to free galleries every week but I usually think they’re…
Month: March 2006
[Video] iPod iPorn
Very fun video in the style of those ubiquitous iPod commercials; if anyone knows the source please email so I can give proper link credit. I found it on YouTube, but no one cites where they found it. Regardless, it’s like someone filmed me before, during and after the (400 people; almost all Chinese) wedding…
Off To A Wedding Reception
Earlier today I went to a pirate radio planning meeting; there’ll be some fun stuff coming up for me in the next few months with these guys. I was blown away listening to them describe going to Serbia and setitng up a pirate radio station in someone’s apartment a few months ago — and leaving…
[Video] Pinky violence: Sex and Fury
I am in love, love, love with my newest discovery, the bad girls’ exploitation Pinky Violence series: Reiko Ike stars as a female Japanese Yakuza killing machine, who appears to do many of her kick-ass fight scenes in the nude, revealing her stunning chest and shoulder tattoos! (Did I forget to mention the squad of…
The horrifying repercussions of steamybutt
I want that to be the title of my first children’s book, or a new Extra Action song, or a book with the subhead, ” — the George W Bush Presidency”. It’s from Rectal Foreign Bodies, an old site with real and fake stuff, via Kinkwire Forums. And, wow — what is it with cock…
Music madness
I cherry-picked a bunch of excellent mashups from M*A*S*H and The Food. Apologies to Bootie LA, who just gave me a copy of their great CD, but I think The Food’s What I Diggity Say (Ray Charles vs. Blackstreet) has got to be one of the best mashups I’ve ever heard and certainly the most…
[Video] Bettie Page, old and new
Bettie Page is having yet another revival — though now, a totally Hollywood one — with the April release of The Notorious Bettie Page (Flash site, LAME!). I am glad that at least she’s being played by Gretchen Mol and not Liv Tyler, even though I can think of like ten non-famous, non-Hollywood burlesque dancers…
Saying you have AIDS to sell books
My friend Jack Boulware wrote a fascinating, well-researched and somewhat personal article for Salon about the fake writer JT LeRoy — who, as many of you know, is really a rich older lady who sold a bunch of lies as a memoir, even going so far as to say the “author” she concocted had HIV/AIDS…
Stephen Colbert’s bestselling manjuice
On last night’s Colbert Report, TV’s Stephen Colbert did a short, hilarious segment on mysterious sperm donor 401, whose sperm was apparently in extremely high demand before the donor stopped jacking off for extra cash. If you read the nonfiction essay “Spem Bank Teller” in my book Best Sex Writing 2005, or listened to the…
[Video] The Cramps: Bikini girls and machine guns
I forgot for a minute how incredibly awesome The Cramps are until I saw this wonderfully kitschy psychobilly video from possibly when I was way too underage to even get near one of their albums. Player embed after the jump.