I tried to get a former employer (ahem) to do this a couple years ago (when I first saw the Tabooboo sex toy vending machines). Because even though I have access to free sex toys for review, I’d totally blow cash money on kewl toys while drunk in bars and flirting with the closest cute thing — sex with myself and a writeup is *nothing* like a horny impulse buy with potential, no? Well, in theory, anyway. It makes perfect sense — if you’re in a bar you’re the right age, and condoms + lube + vibrator = hot safe sex with orgasms, yay! Hopefully we won’t have to wait five hundred years before we see one in an SF bar; anyone seen one of these in the US?
Update: Tiny Nibbles super-sekrit sex spy Sacred Whore reports! “I *did* see one of those pink wonders at the Virgin Megastore downtown [San Francisco]. It was a few months ago, when I had popped in to flip through DDI and Marquis, up in the “Adult” area on the second floor. So sad, though — it wasn’t operational. But near it was a big, big bin near the Club Jenna schwag (and where the Suicide Girls shot glasses, etc. had been red-lined a few weeks before) of little white boxes with those bold, black, but vague, illustrations of the sex toys within. All were marked down to $5, so I dug through the bin a bit, which seemed to be mostly anal beads. I discreetly opened a package to check for jelly vs. silicone (yeah, right) and found a truly old school hard plastic with fiber string version. No way. Not even to tease a sissy slut with.”
Also: Whoah, check out the new Axefantasy.com upskirt ad campaign in internet cafes. The pistol-packin’ noir babes are hot; the Flash is *not*.
