I’m on Rachel Kramer Bussel’s hit list of preliminary BEA autographing picks! And she loves my sig file. But it’s true; I’m being flown out to Washington DC at the end of May to be a celeb book signer at BEA for my book, Fetish Sex. It’s something I’ve never done before, I mean I’ve had low-key book parties and signed stuff, but never in such a lineup and treated in such grand fashion. I already feel like the nerd girl who made the cheerleading squad, like they’re gonna find out I don’t know a single Kelly Clarkson song any second and take away my poms. But that’s cool; I’ll try to liveblog the whole thing and see what happens. Rachel has already threatened to abscond with me to free parties with her pal Jessica and a whole posse of femmebot hellraisers. Seriously, I’m going to set up a phonecam blogfeed for this one…