(The post in which I prove to some that I am a bad, bad person, as they really knew was true all along.) A friend emailed me earlier today asking if I’m going to Blog Her. I thought, blog who? Then I dimly remembered, in the wayback fuzziness of my porn-alcohol-Strunk and White-Raymond Chandler-jacking off…
Month: April 2006
What’s on *your* juice box?
Parents shouldn’t be worried about naughty podcasts or iPod porn — there’s a bigger threat out there… Juice Box Pr0n! Since I can’t seem to get Phillip to let me edit an issue of Naughty Make (he, in fact, pretends not to know me when I bring it up no matter how much blow and…
An awesome gift from Coop
I’m pinching myself all over — Coop made me a present and sent it to me and I have it right now! Guess who I’m dedicating it to!?
Best line from an erotica submission, evah
“God, how could he make a mullet–a mullet with highlights, no less–look so sexy? ”
A cold can of geek girl whoopass and earthquake porn
Annalee Newitz opens up a can of (sexy) geek girl tech writer whoopass on Slashdot’s less evolved members in her AlterNet article The Down Side of Slashdot. It’s a short but pointed piece about writing an article and having its worth evaluated based on your looks, and comments are already out of control. Blogging on…
Angelina is h0tt, too
Even so pregnant she looks like she swallowed an old-school iMac. Especially when you can see through her top. Also check out the Many Boobs of Madonna.
General advice for erotica writers, part umptymillion
I’m wading through book edits while squeezing in reading my way through the 250+ submissions I got for Best Women’s Erotica 2007. Jeebus. Horny in a cafe, again. But — two things are really making me crazy-homicidal with the erotica. One: don’t name your male characters “Sire”. Just don’t. Not seriously. And! Don’t! Write! With…
H0tt guys of Emerson love the EFF!
Just landed in my inbox (and I see the EFF’s Staff Attorney is, ahem, all over it) but it looks like “new media” student group Emersive at Emerson College is: a) full of extremely sexy and uninhibited nerdy guys; b) they have made a beefcake calendar; and c) they are donating some of the proceeds…
Photo by Carlos Batts
Awwwwww! I love April Flores! Shout out to Sean Bonner in the background!
I’m now a Metroblogger!
I’ve gone loco, I mean local over at Metroblogging San Francisco where I’m now an author! Check out today’s post about christian fundies spraying SF with earthquake exploitation AIDS terror in my post terror in the 94114, and my maiden post about kittens and puppies (really!) in her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.