Sick of crappy porn? Me too. If I have to sit through another body-by-Barbie production where the chicks’ boobs look like those Alien face-huggers about to burst out and kill me, going through the same old boring sex positions and jackass sex acts, I’m going to drive the V1 to Silicone Valley and reduce it…
Year: 2006
Girlfuck is teh cuteness
A hot girl sent me this link to GirlFuck, an awesome online comic howto on good, old-fashioned girl-girl fucking. I love “Can girls have sex without men? But without a penis, how is it possible?” How, indeed… Unrelated: I just noticed that my pals at Adult DVD Talk are podcasting porn star interviews. I don’t…
[Video] Sock puppet porn
Dear me, in that last post I forgot “delivery man”. I’ll make up for it with this hilarious sock puppet porn video, not new, but very funny. Embedded after the jump.
HowTo: Pay for a pizza (not)
My pal Thomas writes me, > Never having had sex with men, I need to ask something. > Do men having sex really do that thing where they say “Ooooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath — “Oooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath — “Ooooh, yeah” — hissing intake of breath….? > Or is…
Re-entry, reluctantly
The show was a success, in every way, even though things failed in all the wonderfully unexpected ways that things do. We almost got shut down by the fire department at the last minute — but we didn’t. Many machines died in rapid succession during the show — but they looked great as they expired…
Day of the Inchworm
A few great photos from today (and more story) here. Also an enjoyable, short video of the Inchworm inching around SRL here.
Updates coming
Sunday night Minx surprised me with a suite in an expensive downtown hotel after I’d worked 14 hours straight loading machines — I took the above pic at dawn this morning before heading to SRL for more machines. She was only in town for one night on business, and I was so beat I could…
I’m driving the forklift on the right
I participated in some incredible, seriously non-OSHA approved forklift ballet today. In the image above, Johnny and I are running forklifts in synch to lift the Big Arm up off the flatbed, then Dan drove the flatbed out from under the machine, and we set it down simultaneously. We did this several times today with…
Long day
Tired, all day at SRL. Photos + narrative begin here; a few really dumb (but fun) new movies here. Not terribly exciting, but if you’re following along at home… Now, off to bed with an early loading call tomorrow. Image: out forklift rental, which really *sucks* because it slips its gears and I hate driving…
New photo album
Since I seem to like taking self-portraits before going out, I went ahead and made an album here. I’m taking a great beating in this post; I organized trucks, forklift deliveries, assessed all the SRL machines, made a machine load list, a machine completion/work list, organized dozens of volunteers in shifts for loading over the…