* First off, congratulations to the Stockroom and Steve Diet Goedde for being on The Colbert Report! In the segment “Better Meet a Founder”, Colbert interviews Ben Franklin and attempts to one-up the founder with his own groundbreaking inventions — one being a sex sling (the 4-point stand with leather swing), image from the Stockroom…
Year: 2006
Websluts, Powered By Google
While my cohorts over at Geek Entertainment TV are (allegedly) pushing t-shirts that say “I was internet famous once” (hey, where’s mine?), it simply doesn’t compare to the internet autofellatio possibilities found at the Slut-O-Meter. This wonderfully amusing timesuck harnesses the unstoppable pimp powers of Google to determine internet sluttiness: type in the webslut’s name…
Teledildonics debunking
I just read this itsy-bitsy Wired article about gaming controls and sex toys. It’s funny to me that the writer states these “game-related toys” are “teledildonics“. Um, *wrong*. “Teledildonics” refers to sexual encounters via a web interface with a virtual partner. My pal qDot is quoted in it, and it all reminds me of an…
Coolest purse ever
I did a 5 page resource list for the porn guide today, then blew off a little steam cruising for shoes online — and found these totally amazing S/M bodybag purses. Wow.
Deadline looming!
I’m crawling to the finish with the book that’s due wednesday– I also have to write the intro to Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn by the 1st… I’ll be back as ultra ultra Violet after the 1st; sorry I can’t respond to emails or calls right now. But it looks really, really good. I’m really…
Interviewed by Irene McGee on No One’s Listening
I am a total dork and forgot to tell you that I was interviewed by Irene McGee on her podcast and radio show No One’s Listening, joining the ranks of Noam Chomsky, David Pescovitz and my dear friend Jack Napier. Oh, and uh, Jeff Gannon and Craig Newmark. Strange bedfellows indeed. Link to show post.
Porn Reviewers, Behind The Scenes
I’ve been a porn reviewer for 8 years now, and I know a lot of other porn reviewers. Some are meanspirited idiots who hate their jobs and it shows in their writing; the rest are really smart, funny, extremely snarky people who completetly freak out and shoot beer out their nerdy noses when they (we)…
Tammy, I Got Your Number
Tammy, Tammy, you’re the girl for me. You don’t know me but you make me so happy. Tammy, don’t change your number, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9) * Who’s Tammy? She’s only the hottest webstar on Technorati right now (front page; screencap image at right) — or at least it’s the name given to an alleged IT student…
How low can you go?
I stumbled across this listing in the (local) Castro Theater upcoming listings: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, March 24 to 30. Gawker‘s on it, and points me to A Bear in the City (great blog) who has photos of the posters at the Castro. Yes, they’re actually rushing distribution of this picture out…
Another smoker
Remember when I went to that smoker? There’s another one this weekend. There will be robots and a hot brass band (members of Extra Action and Rube Waddell) — and I predict a propane leak to make everyone nice and cranky. I think I’ll sit this one out.