I’m totally losing my mind writing a book on a really rough deadline right now; I’m a disheveled, sexless shut-in (and my landlord wants all my tools and motorcycle stuff out of the garage *now* so it looks like I’ll be apartment hunting after I struggle over the finish line on this manuscript that I’m…
Year: 2006
Running Scared From Hollywood’s Porn Ethics
Last week I had fun running Fleshbot while Jonno was in NY trying to convince everyone he has bad sex. One of the things I got to poke a little fun at was the online game being used to promote the Hollywood movie Running Scared. I got all cutesy when I pointed out that the…
Flickrspotting: blasphemy
Yup, home on a saturday night. Here’s a picture you don’t see every day, but life would be interesting if you did. Another naughty nun. Kind of goes with this blasphemous yet ingenious tattoo (via Sex Machine Diaries). How about a little sexorcism? Hot retro sapphic nun violence. R. Crumb nun chaser. Just a cool…
Temporary insanity, with feet
I’m going crazy trying to make a book deadline. All I do is write. I am a writing nun. I just went over the edge with a camera, some sex toys and my feet on my kitchen floor. The album is here. (Yes, I know my feet are small. I’ve heard all the jokes already.)
SF Craigslist Valentine’s day snapshot
* I won’t shoot you in the face like cheney -m4w-35 * Flowers from the wrong guy * Paramedic that saved my life Thursday night – w4m (downtown/civic/van ness) * MALE BOOTY FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! (north beach/telegraph hill) Update: Just got in from the gym after running into my friend Chriso and meeting his friend…
At Fleshbot Today
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m blogging at Fleshbot — come visit!
Coop’s really big boobs
My friend Coop just finished his paintblogging series — now, who *wouldn’t* want a gorgeous pair of bouncy orange ten feet tall boobies in their living room? I sure would. But they’d get all worn down from me rubbing on them all the time. Not to mention the damage I’d do to the joystick. Paintblogging…
Finally, Open Source Sex 28!
I *finally* don’t sound like Suzanne Pleshette anymore, and took my first (maybe awkward) stab at the iLife 06 podcast suite — the text: My too-long hiatus from a sore throat is ended with Cate Robertson’s “Just Watch Me, Rodin”, an intense story about an edgy modern girl’s compelling power-exchange relationship with a male artist…
Trauma watch
Even since I discovered Student Doctor Net’s Emergency Medicine Forums, I’ve been hooked. They know they have lurkers like me, and I know I have a fetish for shows like ER and Green Wing (WAY better than ripoff Scrubs), so it’s all out on the table. And yes, I have an actual fetish for men…
San Francisco Valentine’s guide
First, a huge sticky-sweet thank you to the Montreal Mirror for saying such incredibly wonderful things about me, my felltio book and labor-of-love Tiny Nibbles in ther Sexy and Sweet: A Mirror Valentine’s Gift Guide. (I’ve always wanted to visit Montreal, so this is especially cool.) Next, over on SFist you’ll find my latest column…