A reader emails jauntily late on a saturday night, “Hi Violet, You might find the fusion of geek and genitals presented at everything2 amusing. Alternatively you might merely find it tragic, I don’t know.” Tragically, I present a snip: “Putting these together, the average amount of information per ejaculation is 1.560*109 * 2 bits *…
Month: January 2007
A distraction
My deadline is making me crazy. So I started this. I’ll add more later tonight.
Where I finally understand the whole ‘humping the washing machine’ thing
I’ve read a significant amount of erotica that involves washing machines. I’ve never questioned the validity or enjoyment that passes between girls and bathtub taps; but often while reading masturbation tales I’ve just sort of puzzled and shrugged when people suggest that a girl might hop on a washing machine during spin cycle for a…
[Audio] Open Source Sex 51
I really missed podcasting. And what better way to distract myself from a friday night — and a whole weekend — given over to my book deadline (hating, hating softly), and no hot date in sight? (Okay, I have a hot date next week. But still. I whine.) Snip from the post for open source…
EFF’s Pioneer Awards
The deadline is looming for submitting nominations for the EFF’s 2007 Pioneer Awards. If there’s someone you’d like to see recognized by this badazz organization as a leader of the electronic frontier, someone who is actively “extending freedom and innovation in the realm of information technology”, lube up your mouse and peep the EFF’s Pioneer…
Wild lesbians will eat AVN: This week’s column
This week in teh chronic I waxed about the GayVn’s coming to town next month and the hot new (virtually unrecognized by AVN) wave of dyke porn — as seen in local pomo homo porno company Pink and White‘s ouvre and upcoming flick. Read all about it (and see nasty stills in an exclusive gallery)…
UC Berkeley: Jason Schultz’s Internet Law: “Indecent Speech on the Internet”
The Berkeley law students might have been shocked when I said “ass’, or maybe when Thomas said “mindfuck”, but a couple of them truly registered shock when I explained to them the day to day realities of 2257 laws and privacy. I said, it’s interesting that 2257 adult content record-keeping laws are ostensibly to protect…
Digg users are indeed mean bastards
You know, one of my posts got “dugg” recently and I was overwhelmed by the cruelty of the comments — and I have a fucking thick skin. Nice to know by reading Publishing 2.0’s Not All Traffic Is Created Equal that it’s not just me having a thin-skinned moment. (Thanks Jonathan!)
You tell me
My friends are split, and I can’t decide: should I agree to be on the Adam Carolla show? On one hand, he’s said some lame shit; on the other he hung up on Ann Coulter which is worth something. Discuss: violet at tinynibbles dot com It’s 1:30 am; I *have* to sleep — I am…
Because the baby Jesus loves it when we shove Thunder Balls in our asses
I’ll confess that I’ve been writing about pegging all the ding-dong day and am absolutely, totally punchy — but Scott just sent me this post (via Digg) about christian sex toy site, My Beloved’s Garden. Set apart because it’s marketed specifically toward sexed-up christians and claims to be devoid of “pornographic pictures or language”, it…