Whoah — I’m Into Clippy is phone sex based on that annoying of all annoying evils, the Microsoft Clippy. It’s over at Phone Sex Pranks, which seems authentic, and slightly offensive to all of us who’d be more likely to jack off to fantasies about killing the ‘office assistant’. And yes — the phone sex worker’s corrections are painful to listen to… but worth it to hear “*sigh* Are you writing a letter, baby?” (Thanks Scott! Also seen @ Gizmodo)