I’ve read a significant amount of erotica that involves washing machines. I’ve never questioned the validity or enjoyment that passes between girls and bathtub taps; but often while reading masturbation tales I’ve just sort of puzzled and shrugged when people suggest that a girl might hop on a washing machine during spin cycle for a quickie. Even artist Dominic Wilcox took that idea to the extreme last year with his black leather, be-saddled Orgasmatron 3000. Wilcox’s is a pretty sexy washing machine. But would I fuck it?
Not sure. But — thanks to Engadget today, I’d get up on a Hauzen. Wash and bling, baby.
OMG update: Jonno reminds me that it’s not just girls who are inclined to get jiggy with the washers — video at your own risk!
