How to make love like a porn star — the purse!

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Lovely site Rebound Designs — home of “hand-crafted bling” — has a line of handbag Book Bags re-purposed out of hardcover books, in attractive designs with lots of fun sex titles to choose among. Last saturday when gay-for-pay porn star Rod Barry was trying to grope me at the GayVN’s? I coulda smacked that bitch with a purse made from Sexual Behavior in the Human Male. Feeling properly naughty? How about Lady Chatterly’s Lover. Yes, they have Of Human Bondage — and for all the fetishists I *know* read this blog, I’ll direct you to the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire purse. But for true perverts — the Holy Bible. Oh, spank me with All About Satellites and Space Ships, please! The handbags are just gorgeous, and they take special orders. (via Adorablog)

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