This week’s column is about going to a Tenderloin dive trans bar with Hacker Boy, my adopted mother Theresa Sparks, and adopted aunt Cecilia Chung. It was sooo much fun! But as I expected, I got some really evil mail about this one — I’ve noticed that if there’s one thing that brings in the…
Month: May 2007
Hammer Horror emerges from the crypt
Back when I was a budding porn nerd, I spent much of my time wishing I was a lesbian vampire in old Hammer Horror films — because they ate the good guys, fucked the bad guys and deflowered nubile, big-boobed villagers by the dozens (or bathed in their blood if they didn’t give any sugar…
Silly with the new camera; finally some video
I love my new PowerShot TX1. Too much, maybe. Video on this show page, and after the jump. * (Oh, and no, they didn’t give me one. I bought it.)
Gizoogle makes my bliznog tinynizzles, beyotches
Was actually having such a bad day I was about to begin openly weeping — when my dear friend Chriso sent me this: I Gizoogled your blog. “Violet Bizzy”. Bwahah! My bio is great, but the sidebar just made me laugh out loud! “Best Bitches’ Erotica”! And down the page — “B-L-to-tha-izzipnDoggy Stylin’ Squid” It…
Shop days — Getting ready for SRL + Maker Faire
And, the first few shots from my new Canon TX1. I like this self portrait in our bathroom, too. I’ve started a set for the SRL event at Maker Faire here, also will be a photoblog of my work at the shop, etc; I’ll be at the shop every day until after the 20th, so…
Beware the SRL lie
Which is currently up on Amazon right now — see the review/comment Mark just wrote signed in as Karen, where he makes it crystal clear that someone is selling a book falsely under his — our — name. I’ve been working my ass off pounding sheet metal at SRL all day, and this really sucks!
Morning after pills, new babies
At the Cancun airport, they sell the morning-after pill near the gates in a drugstore amongst all the other shops. Also — I got home to see that the UPS stork brought me the early-shipped Canon PowerShot TX1, which I’ll be toting down to the SRL shop later this afternoon. Yay! It’s just a bit…
The cutest safer-sex ad evah!
Just found it on Videosift while totally *not looking for videos on how to vacuum the cat*. It’s the cutest animated pro-condom video ever: My Boy Lollipop will totally leave you smiling. (One thing — don’t use whipped cream with condoms as depicted in one of the scenes, the oil will pop the latex!) Embedded…
Oh noooo Irina *brings it*!@!@!@
Why am I sitting here in my hotel room watching Vlog Deathmatch videos when there’s a beachside bar beckoning? Because Slutsky just *brought it* that’s why. Bow down, Canadians. Bow down.
Poolside mutimedia
* Wow — Scott Beale, friend and family, makes this amazing Laughing Squid post about this conference and my context in it. Thank you, Scott! Laughing Squid is at the top of my RSS pile these days, so it’s a hyooge honor. * Send well wishes to Hacker Boy, who, after a harrowing night with…