Turtle: “I’m horny
some girls say I have a big dick”
Unicorn: “my boobies are cool”
Unicorn boobies, yay! I think that’s the storyboard for his next porn film, as long as the unicorn has stripey socks ;) I’m at Eon‘s in LA, about to head to the film fest for the “Altporn, Demystified” panel. This should be interesting and a lot of fun — I’m especially excited to be on the panel with/meet (Octavio) Winkytiki (site sound alert).