I’ll be finally turning eighteen, so I can read my own blog. I have no plans, no family, no money and no shortage of very bad porn. I am not depressed, yet. I want to thank all of you — readers, listeners, viewers, emailers, lurkers and friends for another great year here in digital life on this broken but beautiful planet. My blog is my lifeline; thank you for spending time with me.
And, gratuitous: I can’t get the tool I very desperately need right now (a computer made after 2003), but if you want to send me a virtual cupcake, here’s my Amazon wishlist.
