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I’ve gotten multiple emails (with hilarious commentary) from fans of my Open Source Sex podcast about its most brilliant review, evah. “have you seen this awesome show review?” “Your show in a nutshell through funny conservative glasses”. (Are those like beer goggles? I have a pair around here somewhere…) And: “You may now re-write your bio.” Indeed. As follows:
Open Source Sex
This Podcast is graphic, undisguised and unapologetic pornography. The host “Violet Blue” lives in San Francisco. I think that tells you all you need to know about her. This is the only podcast for which I did not listen to an entire episode.
This show is pornography. My computer started showing a slideshow of naked people with whips when I hit “play” and things went downhill from there. If you find it on your child’s computer delete it and bring your child to your pastor or a Christian counselor immediately.
I also enjoyed what was said about my pals at Polyamory Weekly, but I am jealous not to be the most dangerous. Don’t you love how the conservatives dwell on the evils with such practiced precision? PW’s review:
Polyamory Weekly
This is easily the most dangerous and socially destructive podcast I’ve ever heard. The program is about Polyamory, the practice of having multiple sexual partners, provided everyone consents and knows what’s going on. It advocates just about every form of perversion you can imagine and the host frequently decries the fact that group marriages aren’t legal in the United States.
The program is not the most sexually explicit, nor is it the most offensive. It’s dangerous because the program seeks to normalize Homosexuality, Bisexuality, wife swapping, bondage and a host of other unChristian behaviors. They side AGAINST the Mormons who want to legalize underage brides, but if all those Mormon brides are 18 or older, they’re all for it.
If your child is listening to Polyamory Weekly, then I recommend you respond as if you’d found deviant magazines in their possession. Do not react with anger, as that will only make matters worse, but respond with Christian love and understanding. Your child has been exposed to dangerous and radical ideas, and needs help with the confusion of ideas that such exposure can create.
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