I Googled The Onion but all I got was Fox News

Omg, I know — it’s shocking to hear that Bill O’Reilly is still a bag de la douche. But puh-leeze: San Francisco Values Caught on Tape? A slow news weekend, eh? It’s at least funny to read: “Now this is entirely legal. And we are not objecting to the display which is permissible in a free society. We are simply reporting on the atmosphere in San Francisco since the secular progressives took over because down the road, the SP culture could arrive in your neighborhood.”