Image of wayward celery in Lorelei Lee from this album; I shot it at a San Francisco house party for Pink and White Productions. Today’s column in the SF Gate (teh Chronic) is Hard Lessons in Local Pathology: What are the Bay Area’s most common rectal foreign objects? Need I say more? I had drinks…
Year: 2007
This orgasm is not yet rated
Except… it is. To the delight of many, this year indy porn company (and good friends) Comstock Films submitted their flagship title Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story to the MPAA for a rating — receiving on Feb 26, 2007, amazingly, the blessed/reviled (legendary) NC-17 rating. In an email tonight from Tony Comstock, “the…
NYC indyporn: Hookin’ Up
Well, they’re definitely still working on their website, and Porno Jim‘s first release is about to be in the wild: but we’ll see if any mainstream channels will pick up Hookin’ Up. I hope so, and things seem to be getting easier for indy porn makers to get their work to customers and porn consumers…
N de Samim
A very sex, flirty girl just sent me a very sexy, flirty website: N De Samim Lingerie. Sound and Flash alert, but whew — this is pure hotness. It doesn’t hurt that one of the models looks like a long-lost lover of mine. If I had the extra cash, I’d get this (silk version).
Webnation #9: Violet Blue + Andy Samberg
Moblog self-portrait taken with my Helio Ocean. My Webnation interview went up last week — and it’s ultra-fabulous!!!! Webnation #9 with the wonderful, sweet, smart Amber MacArthur — featuring two guests: me and Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg. w00t!!!! The episode also has a couple of my favorite viral videos from last week (besides Math…
Quote of the week
“Sometimes when she talks, you can hear the gun go off in your mouth.” –friend who works customer service in the Ferry Building Marketplace
Men’s Health interview: Why we have sex
(image @, via) As seen on Fleshbot and other media outlets last week, the results of a study about sexual motivations started to hit the wires; the psychologists thankfully eschewed the typical “biological imperative” argument and really dug into people’s reasons for fucking. I have no idea how diverse their definitions of sex were, nor…
Hotness and flattery, times a zillion!
Margaret Cho emails, as you know i love your blog… AND i love how your sakura so flirtatiously peek out from under your skirt, so i had to get some myself… done by barnaby at mom’s tattoo shop in sf… love margaret My head fell off when I saw this! I am totally freaking out.…
Math Bus
In case you missed it at Fleshbot, my post Get On Board The Math Bus: We wish we’d thought of it first: hop into a van, drive around looking for hot math geek girls, and lure them into the van to go down on all of our outflow columns, make them do math in their…
Today’s column: A nice write, but no dick
For this week’s column, I wrote about three moments in sex in San Francisco. However, some editor with sticky fingers decided that the word “dick” (in the text, not a subtitle) was way too exciting, and edited my piece to say “d-” in several quoted, plot-important instances. Which means nothing to anyone, especially anyone reading…