Year: 2007

I’m still on a couple of good artporn lists, but it’s been a while since anything has landed in my inbox worth sharing — and especially with the case of Hegre, last time I posted a few galleries I liked, I heard back from you that the models were TOO skinny, and I agreed. But…

This week’s column is about going to a Tenderloin dive trans bar with Hacker Boy, my adopted mother Theresa Sparks, and adopted aunt Cecilia Chung. It was sooo much fun! But as I expected, I got some really evil mail about this one — I’ve noticed that if there’s one thing that brings in the…

Back when I was a budding porn nerd, I spent much of my time wishing I was a lesbian vampire in old Hammer Horror films — because they ate the good guys, fucked the bad guys and deflowered nubile, big-boobed villagers by the dozens (or bathed in their blood if they didn’t give any sugar…

Was actually having such a bad day I was about to begin openly weeping — when my dear friend Chriso sent me this: I Gizoogled your blog. “Violet Bizzy”. Bwahah! My bio is great, but the sidebar just made me laugh out loud! “Best Bitches’ Erotica”! And down the page — “B-L-to-tha-izzipnDoggy Stylin’ Squid” It…

Which is currently up on Amazon right now — see the review/comment Mark just wrote signed in as Karen, where he makes it crystal clear that someone is selling a book falsely under his — our — name. I’ve been working my ass off pounding sheet metal at SRL all day, and this really sucks!

At the Cancun airport, they sell the morning-after pill near the gates in a drugstore amongst all the other shops. Also — I got home to see that the UPS stork brought me the early-shipped Canon PowerShot TX1, which I’ll be toting down to the SRL shop later this afternoon. Yay! It’s just a bit…

Just found it on Videosift while totally *not looking for videos on how to vacuum the cat*. It’s the cutest animated pro-condom video ever: My Boy Lollipop will totally leave you smiling. (One thing — don’t use whipped cream with condoms as depicted in one of the scenes, the oil will pop the latex!) Embedded…