Gorgeous — right size, crazy-high price. ::sigh::
Year: 2007
[Video] Please do not use Crisco as lube
Another weekend wrapup with footage of the Extra Action Marching Band (and sexy flag team dancers), a summary of my oral sex lecture at SFSI and I conduct an *explosive* demonstration showing why you should never use Crisco as sexual lubricant. Video on my show page, and embedded after the jump. Enjoy! * If you…
It’s just not fair
That this is only available in XS.
Abstinence does *not* make the heart grow fonder
I have been struggling with these words for a while. In my head, I know there’s a phraseology that should be simple, wrap it all up like a neat little package, festooned with chastisement and guilt and semen and blind thrusts. It is an obsession, mine, to name their obsession. Last week Massachusetts joined six…
Cheesy but not totally awful: Men’s Health feature
I was interviewed last week about the dating scene in San Francisco for a Men’s Health feature — puzzlingly, the feature in this men’s magazine is a literal guide for the ladies built on gender stereotypes circa Cosmo 1985: “Women, Here’s the Best Place to Find a Man“. It’s bizarrely specific, stating at the bottom…
Fun craigslist ads
* I have a Victorian / Colonial Fetish – (bottom boi here) – m4m – 24 (Dallas, TX) * Capture ROBIN the BOY WONDER… M4F – m4ww – 32 ) (New York, NY) * chloroform ether rush and no2 – mw4mw (Midtown West, NY, NY) * Food fetish – m4w – 32 (san jose south,…
OMG, ducklings!
A break from our regularly scheduled porn, internet fights, news, panties and cupcakes for — 29 ducklings! Sweet reader Patrick sent me this saturday morning story to ease the hangover, and it’s totally working! Thanks, Patrick!
A proper Friday night
A sex educator gave me an intoxicant. A Sister gave me an inebriant. I danced, a lot. My shirt is still wet. Tomorrow I have to lecture at UCSF about sex to budding sex educators — aka, the “newly-minted superfreaks” as we lecturing sex dorks might sometimes call them. After the jump, see how my…
After midnight, happy Friday
My column, this week, such a pleasure: Margaret Cho’s New Role, snip: Margaret Cho is not a big woman. But when I walk into the Rincon Center room where she’s being attended to by nearly a dozen Good Vibrations (goodvibes.com) staff, it’s clear that she’s the girl in the room with a huge set of…
RE: Web Disruptors / Violet Blue
The tickets have been purchased, so it’s official. Forbes names me a “web disruptor” and has invited me to their Internet Leadership Forum (conference) in Mexico the first weekend in May. I’m a Forbes guest (w00t!) and will be speaking on their panel, “The Web Disrupters” with three others, including Robert Scoble. My .pdf agenda…