Today Forbes has published their first annual list of the top celebrities on the interwebs: The Web Celeb 25, “From penniless bloggers to geek entrepreneurs, these are the biggest and brightest stars on the Web.” I knew from all the congratulatory email in my inbox before I even clicked that they named me as #25!…

I broke away from the book and the career pressures tonight and convinced a hot girl-friend to come out playing with me, and we had champagne and hit every 24-hour Safeway in San Francisco. We didn’t buy anything. Can you tell which basket is mine? We left baskets like these all over town.

Here’s an excerpt from today’s work: “To ‘testify’ is to swear upon the truth of your words; the word comes from the male ritual of gripping their most prized possession while making an oath upon their sexual chestnuts, as it were. I swear on my nutsack to tell the truth, the whole truth. Of course,…

I have a weird, personal confession to make. I love ducks. Not duck figurines, not duck pictures, not weird stuffed ducks or people who like to dress as mascots and have sex — when I am depressed or sad, I get a loaf of bread and head to the park. Ducks in nature cheer me…