Seems to me, that if you’re a pure-as-the-driven snow virgin until you get married to someone equally as sexually inexperienced and chaste in the eyes of a fundamentalist god, that you have every right, from the vantage point of blissfully bouncing on your sanctimoniously holy and blessed marriage bed, to withhold a lifesaving cancer vaccine…
Year: 2007
Nice panties
It’s been a while since I blogged any free galleries from Hegre or New Nude City because I’ve gotten a number of displeased reader responses about how the girls look too thin, like you want to feed them lasagna more than fuck them — and I agree. They’re too thin, they could be waaay sexier…
Finally, a spam conviction
This won’t do anything to stop me from getting those emails telling me I have a small penis (oh wait, those are from Jonno), but it’s interesting nonetheless. Snip from the San Jose Mercury News: “A man faces a sentence of up to 101 years in federal prison after being the first person in the…
Phone sex pranks: Microsoft’s Clippy?
Whoah — I’m Into Clippy is phone sex based on that annoying of all annoying evils, the Microsoft Clippy. It’s over at Phone Sex Pranks, which seems authentic, and slightly offensive to all of us who’d be more likely to jack off to fantasies about killing the ‘office assistant’. And yes — the phone sex…
Your landfill gives me a hard-on
My pal at Masturbate for Peace spotted this contest over on the Viagra website where we’re asked to count the Viagra-branded items in each picture. Big pharma is relentless and with Viagra it’s impossible to come up with entendre-free verbiage to describe this particular type of market penetration. It’s like whoah, suddenly staplers make me…
Nice piece, LAT
For those who follow the vlogs, and even if you’re as sick of hearing about Amanda Condom as I am, there’s a very informative piece about the Rockteboom ugliness over at the LA Times, They rose like a rocket and crashed with a boom by Richard Rushfield. Only thing I’m wondering is, what’s a “vblog”?
Tangent: Nymphae
It seems that the labia minora, the delicate hairless inner lips that smile coyly from the edges of the vaginal opening, were once referred to as the nymphae. Mythos, Eros; the nymphs were beautiful and randy nature spirits, and when they weren’t gleefully decorating Pan’s maypole or giggling and jiggling him into satyriasis, they were…
Retrofap: My new favorite blog of the minute
Tired of all the retro-looking boobies on the blog today? Too bad! I’m stuck waiting for the DSL dude to show up and lay some pipe or something, and I just love the sexy squishy natural bodies I keep finding today… And Retrofap seems to be a fabulous source for videos, galleries, vintage Marilyn nudes,…
I can’t stop watching
So neither should you: * Ze Frank gets all up in that Anshe Chung biz-ness and we see the video Chung’s (nee Graef’s) hubby is calling ‘cyber rape’, to the anger and insult of actual rape survivors worldwide and the discredit of animated penises everywhere. (via Tailrank) * Do not miss the beauty that is…
Indy porn, rising
This week’s Chron column, The Rise of Indie Porn? begins, “It was all undoubtedly an initiation into sex, but I felt like it was addressed to Hannibal Lecter. There were hacked-off feet, seared together from what must have been scorching heat and violent fire, leaving only tiny gaps between them. Horrifying limbless torsos, and genitalia…