Because it’s all I’m doing right now; oh and breathing, which is more difficult than usual. Especially looking at Reagan Maddux (above), as shot by Marc Goldstein… Enjoy my labors: * fleshbot fitness corner: Thighmaster Sexerciser Gives Us Pussies of Steel Possibly my finest moment on Fleshbot. Ever. * Meet Reagan Maddux (Or Maddox, If…
Month: January 2008
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Get well soon from April Flores! yay!
Wow! Jonno iPhones me this pic of the amazing and gorgeous April Flores, who made me a get well soon card! I’m feeling SO much better now :) I also got a ::hug:: and ::get well kiss:: via Jonno from Nina Hartley. Which is incredibly sweet of her. Thank you, Nina! Jonno got a great…
How to fuck like a porn star: This week’s column
But of course, it’s MSM so we can’t use the word “fuck” can we? Nope. Well, it doesn’t matter one douche because from what I learned from Jack from GayPornBlog, Tristan Taormino and a few others, “How to Make Love Like A Porn Star” is far, far from the glamor it portrays (or rather, barely…
O hai I just fainted
Eeek! Wheeee!!!! As I sit here slaving over a hot Fleshbot running the blog while the rest of us are at AEE, Jonno shoots this pic with his iPhone and writes, “o hai andy san dimas loves u”. I blogged her today here (ZOMFGZOMFG)!!! ::swoon::
And in case you’re all wondering what I look like right now
I fucking rock, okay? You just can’t see my blogger pajama pants and bunny slippers because of my hair. I just totally convinced my editor at teh Chronic that I have to look like this when I work on Fleshbot. It is the truth. Jonno makes me. I’m going to see if I can’t make…
A few of my highlights at Fleshbot, scary-boob-free!
* Dave Naz Spreads The Lust Dave sent me some very nasty preview pics of his new film, LA Lust. He sent me a trailer too, but it was too big to post :( * Sell Your Sex Tape (But Not To Us, OK?) Amateur cuties, even a good looking guy or two. * Andy…
The first SOS from Vegas, already
Image via. Thomas Roche texts me just now: “OMG Vegas is like soooooooooooo kewl this girl she had like hyooooooooooooge boobs omg porn iz soawsumm” I answer (at home alone with my blogs, my cat, my glasses and my *inhaler*): “im coming with my thorazine dart gun for you. hang in there until you feel…
Darenzia by Autumn is soothing
* Darenzia by Autumn, via Indie Nudes.
Big day on Fleshbot tomorrow, or for the rest of the week, really
I have the keys. (I always do, I just am too lazy to drive the blog most of the time.) I have 10 posts in the queue for tomorrow — this Fleshbot weather pattern continues through the weekend as satellite Fleshbotters report back from Exotic Erotic East. Wrote my column today too — so I’ve…