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Thomas Roche texts me just now:
“OMG Vegas is like soooooooooooo kewl this girl she had like hyooooooooooooge boobs omg porn iz soawsumm”
I answer (at home alone with my blogs, my cat, my glasses and my *inhaler*):
“im coming with my thorazine dart gun for you. hang in there until you feel a sting in your neck, then let mama deprogram you…”
